Friday, September 5, 2014

R.I.P. Joan Rivers

So long to a blazing legend....she always did it her way with no apoligies...made us laugh even whem sometimes we thought we shouldn't. Rest in peace were a crazy bitch n I loved it.

Joan Rivers on Joan Rivers

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus. That way, I'd visit him every day."

"I was so ugly that they sent my picture to Ripley's Believe It or Not, and he sent it back and said, 'I don't believe it.'"

"I said to my husband, my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs. He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'"

"The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are age appropriate. For me that would be a shroud."

"All I ever heard when I was a kid was, 'Why can't you be more like your cousin Sheila?' And Sheila had died at birth."

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

"I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper."

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